I, my friend, have a strange habit. I take pictures of all the tresspassing signs I encounter. Tresspassing is by far my favorite law to break. Well, it’s almost the only law I break, honestly. In my section of the forest, they figured out we were the culprits riding 4 wheelers on the 90 acres behind us. So they put those dumb signs on the border of our property.
And I am maaaaad! I hate those people. I wish their rental house would burn down and their stupid rabid dogs would burn, too. Well, not really. But I don’t like them one bit! So, I went around to every one of their dumb little signs and wrote the following on there:
Yes, my friends. Dangerous is a tresspasser. That is what I wrote on all their signs. Which are 7 feet off the ground, so it’s quite the accomplishment on my part. I wish I would do something with more impact, but I don’t like getting in trouble. I like causing it. The bear poking the poker.
